Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where’s the Tylenol? Nearing the end of a year we’d all like to forget, it's time for the hap-hap-happiest holiday challenge—the Shitter’s Full Virtual Race! This is the gift that keeps on giving, allowing you to pay homage to the finest holiday film ever made without leaving your neighborhood. Whether you're running, walking, or stumbling, we have distances for every Griswold in your family, including 5K, 10K, half marathon, and full marathon options. This isn't just a race; it's a "haul." Participants get one-of-a-kind, wild swag, including a hilarious, high-quality finisher’s medal and an ugly Christmas tee that will make you the envy of your holiday Zoom calls. This is a virtual race, meaning you can race on any day that fits your schedule, perhaps sipping some bubbly in the tub after your 13.1-mile neighborhood loop. Don't be a Cousin Eddie—sign up today and get some "stuff" in the mail. Keep the Christmas spirit alive, ensure your running isn't cancelled, a
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Race Travel Insurance
Don't forget travel insurance for December 1.
You've trained for months and booked a trip to Columbus, OH.
A pre-race injury, a delayed flight, or a family emergency can derail the whole thing.
Travel insurance can help cover your race entry fee, hotel, and flights if you can't make it,
and may cover medical costs if something goes wrong on the course. Plans typically only run
5-7% of your total trip cost — and running events are covered under standard plans with no
additional coverage needed.
Trip cancellation up to 100% of prepaid costs
Running events covered under standard plans — no add-ons needed
Trip interruption up to 150% of non-refundable costs
